A WET BLANKET = Someone who is boring or is a spoilt sport A LOAD OF CODS WALLOP = Bullshit, someone speaking shit! ANKLE BITER= A Child ARSE ABOUT FACE = Back to front ARSE OVER TIT = To fall over ARSE UP = Fall flat in his face. AGGRO = short for aggravation AVAGOYAMUG = Have a go you mug. ARTHUR OR MARTHA = When you don't know who or what you are, confused AVEAGOODWEEKEND = have a good weekend ARVO = Afternoon AUSSIE = Australian, Dinky Di Aussie, True Blue. AUSSIE RULES = Australian Football AERIAL PING PONG = Aussie Rules ALKIE = Someone who drinks alot, an Alcoholic BAIL OUT = To leave or too help financially BARBIE = A bar-b-que BACK OF BOURKE / BEYOND THE BLACK STUMP = Out in the bush, miles from anywhere. A long way from anywhere. BANANA BENDER = name given to Queenslanders BARNEY = Argument, fight "BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME!" = wouldn't have a clue! BEE'S KNEES = really great BENDER = A heavy drinking session, BELLY FULL OF PAWS & CLAWS = pregnant BETTER HALF = Same as other half BICKIES = Biscuits (known as cookies in America). BILLABONG = Watering Hole BILLY LIDS = The Kids BINGLE = A car accident BLIND MULLET = When someone is under the influence of Alcohol,Drunk BLOKE = male person.. BLOOD & BLISTER = Sister BLUDGE = doing as little as possible, when you should be working BLUDGER = Person who will let everone else do the work. BOB'S YOUR UNCLE = No worries Mate, She;ll be right mate BOOMER = Kangaroo BROWN NOSING = Sucking up BROWN TONGUE = Someone who sucks up to people in authority. BUCKLEYS = No chance. BUGGERED = broken or when a person is stuffed or had a long day BUGGERED IF I KNOW = Don't know, have no idea BUGGAR ME DEAD = exclamation of amazement BUN IN THE OVEN = pregnant BUNG ON AN ACT = lose one's temper or someone out for sympathy BUSH PIG = refers to looks - Nasty insult to a female you don't like! BY JINGO BY CRIKEY = Expression of shock and surprise CACK = have a laugh, someone with a sense of humour CAPTAIN COOK = Rhyming slang for have a look CARN = Come on! CHEESE & KISSES = Missus, Lady, Wife etc CHEW THE FAT = Have a chat CHOOF OFF = Leave, depart CHUCK/CHUNDER = to vomit or throw up CHUCK A WOBBLY = Throwing a tantrum, cracking the shits, spitting The dummy CLOSE SHAVE = Near miss, very close indeed COCKROACH = Person who lives in NSW COOL BANANAS = Great, everything is cool..fantastic COOKING WITH GAS = Getting somewhere, Things working out the way you want COME A GUTSER = Usually means to fall off something COP A SQUIZ = Look at this! CRACKING UP = laughing and can't stop, losing it CRACK THE SHITS = In a bad mood. CROWEATER = Person from South Australia CUPPA = Having a cup of tea CUSHIE = To have it easy DAD & DAVE = Having a shave DAG = someone who doesn't dress cool, like a "dork"/, a term of endearment usually for a humourous friend BUT literal meaning is shit stuck to a sheeps butt! DEADCERT = Definately certain about something DEAD HORSE = Tomato Sauce DEAD RAT UP YOUR ARSE = When someone's fart is so bad that you can't breathe. DEADSET = absolute, certain, no doubt DOB / DOBBER = To tell on someone; DINGO's BREAKFAST = no breakfast at all DRIBBLE SHIT = Someone who talks a load of rubbish DOGS BREAKFAST = things are in a shambles DOG'S BREATH = Someone with Bad Breath DON'T GIVE ME THE RAW PRAWN = Don't speak shit!! DROP YOUR GUTS = Fart DRONGO= named used to describe a (nice) idiot, or someone making a small mistake. DRUNK AS A SKUNK = Pissed as a parrot (totally inebriated) DUCK'S DINNER= liquid drink, with nothing to eat DUNNY = Toilet EARBASH = To constantly talk to, harangue, or yell at someone. ESKY = Insulated portable cooler box ( Keeps the stubbies cold) FAIR GO = Give someone an equal chance. FAIRDINKUM =Is that right, true, real, honest FAIR CRACK OF THE WHIP = Enough is enough, Settle down, FAIR SUCK OF THE SAV = Same as fair crack of the whip! FANG = Snack, lunch FESS UP = Confess, own up FINAL STRAW = Thats it, not taking no more . FLANNO = Flannelette shirt FLAT OUT LIKE A LIZARD DRINKING = Doing absolutely Nothing FRANGER = condom FROTH AT THE MOUTH = lose one's temper G'DAY = hello, hi, how ya going GOOD SPORT = easygoing; agreeable GRUMBLEBUM = Complainer GUMBY = Idiot HALF YA LUCK = Congratulations HEAPS / GIVE HEAPS =lots/giving trouble HARD YACKA = Hard Work. HEART STARTER = First alcoholic drink of the day HEAVE = To vomit chuck or chunder HIT THE FARTER = Males say this when they are going to bed HIT THE FROG & TOAD = to get going, leave, to hit the road HAIR OF THE DOG = an alcoholic drink taken as a relief first thing of a morning for a hangover HAMMER & TONG = Going real fast when doing anything HANDY AS TITS ON A BULL = useless HOON = Loudmouth, to drive recklessly! HOO ROO = farewell or goodbye HONKY DORY = Means all is well and Happy. HOWZAT = WOW - wasn't that a good one?? HUNGOVER = waking up from a night on the piss ICING ON THE CAKE = Can mean good or bad, bad as in the final straw..and good as in, topping off something good that happened ICYPOLE = Frozen Lolly Water, or Icecream on a stick IRRITS = To be annoyed JAFFA = Orange flavored chocolate ball, with hard orange coating JAM = a spread used on sandwiches like jelly spread JOCKS = men's underwear JOE BLAKE = Snake JOE BLOW = Mr Average JOEY = Baby Kangaroo JUMP IN THE LAKE = Said to someone who is giving you the shits KARK IT = To die KINDIE = Kindergarten, pre-school, or play-centre KNACKERS = Testicles. KNICKERS = underpants (as in - don't get your knickers in a knot) (don't get all upset over it) KNUCKLE SANDWICH = A punch! To fist fight. LAMINGTON = Small squares of sponge cake covered in chocolate iceing and dessicated coconut with Jam filling LARRIKIN = name given to a young person playing mischeviously LEMON = Lesbian LIPPIE = Lipstick LOB = visit unexpectedly or without invitation LOCK UP = Cells in Police Station LOLLIES = Candy LONGNECK = Large bottle of beer LURK = Illegal practice, racket MAD AS A CUT SNAKE = Someone who is'nt scared of a thing MAD AS A MALLEY BULL = Mad or crazy as MAGGOT BAG = Meat Pie MAGGOTTED = Rolling Drunk, Pissed, Absolutely Blind MATE = Usually a greeting to a friend, or when you don't remember the persons name MEAT WAGON = Ambulance MILO = a chocolate flavouring used in Milk Drinks MOLLYDOOKER = name given to a left handed person MOZZIE = Mosquito. MYSTERY BAG = Meat pie NADS = Testicles NACKERED = Plain stuffed, buggered, tired, had enough of what one is doing NAPPY = A baby's diaper NARKY = Upset and Moody NO WORRIES! = Term of reassurance or just of acknowledgement NONG = clumsy or silly person NORKS = Breasts NOT THE FULL QUID = Not all there in the head.. NOUS = Savvy, & intelligence NUDDY = Nude OCKER = Uncouth, loutish Australian OFF HIS FACE = is to describe someone in a drunken stupor OLD CHEESE = friendly term given to a mother OLDS = affectionate name for parents ON THE SLOPS = Someone on the Piss, Beer ON THE NOSE = Smelly with unpleasant odour ONYA = good on you OUTBACK = name given to the remote bush location of Australia OWYERGOINMATE? = How you going?' How are you?. PASH ON = to kiss passionately PATSY = A Scapegoat PAVEMENT PIZZA = vomit PAVLOVA = Dessert consists of a meringue base PIGS = Police PIKER = Bore, party pooper PISSED = Drunk,full as a goog, blind, rolling drunk,smashed,plastered, out of it. PISS OFF! = Go away PISSING IN YOUR POCKET = When someone is sucking up to you, wants something PLONK = either Booze or sit ( gonna buy a bottle of plonk ) or ( just gonna plonk myself down here) POZZIE = Position; as in a queue at a sporting event PUT ON A TURN = create a scene PRANG = Accident PREZZIE = A present, gift PUB = Public place of a hotel QUICKIE = Real fast sex!! QUEER AS A PINK SNAKE = Homosexual RAFFERTY'S RULES = Having no rules or to make them as you go RAGE = To party on RAINCOAT = condom RAPT = Very pleased RARE AS ROCKING HORSE SHIT = non existent RAW PRAWN = to lie or trick RECKON = to agree RIDGEY DIDGE = the real thing, RIPPER = Term of approval or delight. RIP-SNORTER = An excellent thing ROO = kangaroo ROTTEN = Drunk RUG RATS = Children SAND-GROPER = Person who lives in the state of Western Australia. SANGA = Sandwich.. SHELIA =girl,women,good sort, and female is known as a sheila SHE"LL BE RIGHT MATE = (a form of good old australian apathy).nothing is a bother SHIT HITS THE FAN = trouble, keep away, someone going off, every thing out in the open SHIFTY = doing something slyly SHIT FACED = drunk SHOOT THROUGH = to leave unexpectantly SHOUT = .A general term used when someone pays for someone else SICKIE = Paid day off work when ill SLABB = is a tray of beer usually a total of 24 cans or stubbies. SLUG = lay around and do nothing SMOKO = A short break from work; coffee break SNAG = Sausage.. SPEWING = To react in a very upset manner SPIT THE DUMMY = same as Chucking a wobbly SPUDS = Potatoes SPUNKY = A sexy guy or sheila SQUIZ = To have a Look or to Check something out STACK IT = To have a Prang, accident STONE THE CROWS = A explanation, usually one of surprise STREWTH = surprise or amazement STRESS OUT = get uptight STROPPY = cranky, irate, narky STUFFED =tired, screwed up, had enough STUBBIE = Small botle of beer STUMPED = Can't think no more, or haven't a clue what someone is talking about. SUCKED IN = To be duped or conned in to doing something TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS = Been Had TASWEGIAN = person who comes from the Apple Isle / Tasmania. TART = is a woman of ill repute TEA = The main third meal of the day also known as Dinner. TECHNICOLOR YAWN = To Vomit TEE-UP = To set something up THINGAMEBOB = term for an object when actual name is forgotton THINGAMEJIG = when your trying to think of someones name and can't remember TINNY = can of beer, aluminum dingy TIM TAMS = a brand of oblong chocolate biscuit (cookie) sandwiched together with chocolate cream and then covered in chocolate. Used in the 'Tim Tam suck' or 'Tim Tam straw', which involves biting off the end of the Tim Tam, inserting it into a cup of hot liquid, and sucking until the hot drink melts the chocolate cream so the drink can be sucked up through the centre - Yummy!!!!! TOEY = Nervous TOGS = Swimming costume; bathers. TOO RIGHT = Definate yes reply TRACKIE DAKS = Tracksuit pants or Sweat pants TROPPO = Slighty mad, from being in the sun too long TROUBLE & STRIFE = Wife TRUE BLUE = genuinely Australian U-EEE = when making a U turn UGGIES = boots or slippers lined with sheepskin UNDIES = underwear usually referring to the underpants UNREAL = Excellent UP YOURSELF = to inform someone of their inflated ego UTE = Utility truck VEGEMITE = A True Blue Aussie spread for spreading thinly on Bread or toast. VEG OUT = lay around , do nothing. VIOLET CRUMBLE = candy - a chocolate coated honey comb bar WAG = Skipping school (or work). WALLY = Stupid, or just plain foolish person. WANKER = Idiot WHARFIE = Dock worker on the warf WHINGER = Someone who constantly complains. WHOSIWHATSIT = term for a person when their name is forgotton WIG-WARMER = a hat WINDBAG = someone full of meaningless words WINO = Alcoholic WITHIN COOEE = Close by, in hearing distance WOWSER = Spoilsport XXXX = Pronounced "Four ex" not ex-ex-ex-ex! Famous Queensland Beer YABBER = to have a chat YABBIE = small fresh water-dwelling edible creature, similar to a prawn. YACKA = Hard Work. YANK = American YOUR SHOUT = the next round of alcoholic drinks YOBBO = name given to a drunken idiot YOU BEAUTY = Wonderful, great ZIP IT = Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!