"Captain....I fail to see the logic of this web page." --Spock
"More fun than quantum physics!" --A. Einstein
"I laughed so hard I never saw the injuns coming!" --Gen. Custer
"After a hard day of sacking and pillaging, I always stop by the Spamgoddes web page." --Ghengis Khan
"Veni Vidi Funny" --Caesar
"So funny, I almost inhaled." --B. Clinton
"Now see here. This ain't funny. I'm funny. Don'tcha see that? Vote for me, and I'll be the funniest prezdent you ever seen. Can you do that? Can you *do* that?" --R. Perot
"Ask not what the Spamgoddes can do for you...ask what you can do for the Spamgoddes." --J. Kennedy
"I have a dream. A dream that ALL webheads will visit the Spamgoddes website!" --M. King
"Houston, we have a winner." --J. Lovell
"That's one small joke for spam, one giant joke for spamkind." --N. Armstrong
